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bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks)

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lanashiftdelrey:

*finishes tv series*

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knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

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(Source: alisxrico)

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(Source: roryamy)

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There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met,
and 195 countries I have not visited.
Yet I am stuck in this insignificant town,
Being pressured into making decisions about my future,
When I barely even know who I am.
—unknown (via kushandwizdom)
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my-heaven-has-green-eyes:

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

that’s it that’s the country

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa)

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jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
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(Source: jadelust)

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

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(Source: meme4u)

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trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

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boootygod:

lmfaooo

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

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teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

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